The Divine Touch

The false prophet ravaged the whole town with his undeniable truths and words of wisdom

he bestowed his grace on the masses he deemed ignorant and told them about one of his utmost secrets,

he once stood up on a hill and on a high pitch he called upon the town,

oh to those who believe oh to those who mourn their loss of faith

come to me come to me come to your beloved saviour

the town with no other choice nor chore at their hand gathered

one old man told his compagnion, the false prophet is at it again, lets check it out, dont forget to bring the oil

oh my slaves, he and shegoats, your saviour appreciates your patiente, and i am willing to be generous enough and tell you one of my dearest secrets,

let me confide in you, for you are but lost cattle, crying babies looking for daddy to finger you, that is the love you sought

teens of the town giggled but were met with instant and painful treatment from their guardians

oh little devils, you wont understand now for you are yet to be mature fruit

once the age will rape you from your back channels and rip off your deepest dignities, you surely will look for daddy

oh false prophet, dont take us for fools and tell us the divine secret,

my secret is i have never talked to the lord and he never talked to me

but how do you call yourself the false prophet, if the divine never talked to you

we never talked but we did touch, or truthfully, he did touch me, that is how i know that is how i foresee your personal matters, that is how i oversee your legal obligations

a woman came up to the false prophet, and said,

father, where did the lord touch you, for i suspect i was touched as well

the false prophet then removed his cloth and flashed his cock, then followed

woman, take off your clothes and tell me first where,

as the charming woman undressed, the false prophet started touching himself in front of the people

during his holy act the false prophet told the people that he loved them and that love is the answer to everything, and they too shall love themeselves as the lord has showed him and as he shows the woman and the people

one word to be said, much oil was used and spilled during the unplanned mass

the town was filled with joy after they finished on each other, they then thanked the lord and the false prophet for such pleasurable and holy gathering and came back to their businesses